1. ifelloffthebed:

    talk dirty to me

    (Source: sexymachine, via secretss-of-a-wallflower)

     

  2. celestial-sexhair:

    fghtffyrdmnsx:

    oh my god

    Is he…cooking another guineas pig?

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via secretss-of-a-wallflower)

     

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  4. vitaminsobsession:

    fuckyeah-nerdery:

    worthyourweightinfanfiction:

    buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

    this is the best thing in the entire world

    she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

    she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

    That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

    Ease up there, Satan.

    Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

    (Source: courtneyhatesjane, via clarkispotamia)

     

  5. jocelynseip:

    apriki:

    never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

    A NATIONAL HERO

    (via clarkispotamia)

     

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  7. "In 2016, would you prefer to be called Madame President or Mrs. President?"
     

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  9. purjo:

    muslimmilf:

    thehottestdesignershades:

    oprahsmom:

    fashion

    omg it’s just like cinderella <333

    cinderella gotta shave dem legs

    cinderella does what cinderella wants

    (Source: goaulds-guys-and-girls, via clarkispotamia)

     

  10. starbuckers:

    I drew these on with a permanent marker and now my mom is mad

    (via clarkispotamia)

     

  11. grannyp0rn:

    bowlofbloodoranges:

    here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest

    1st pic : lookin good

    2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest)

    3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest

    4th pic: me being outtie 

    this will ALWAYS be my favourite post on tumblr

    (via clarkispotamia)

     

  12. menifee901:

    After seeing her cry the night before cause she couldn’t go to the casino with me, I brought the casino to her and took pics for memories.

    (via myleselizabeth)

     

  13. anastasiajeanettemarie:

    sizvideos:

    If Girls Hit On Guys Like Guys Hit On Girls - Video

    LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH

    (via myleselizabeth)

     

  14. humansofnewyork:

    These two were acting like complete teenagers. When I walked up, she was nuzzling her head against his shoulder. She giggled the entire time I talked with them, while he kept a big goofy grin on his face. And whenever I asked about their relationship, she clutched his arm, looked at him just like this, giggled, then said: “We’re not telling!”

     

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